Musings. Lots of them.

Crate & Barrel has THE coolest gift boxes. So simple and so chic. It makes me wish I was going to a bridal shower every weekend.

I always feel a bit anxious around people who exclaim, "Dexter is my favorite show! I mean, sure, it's pretty gruesome, but I seriously cannot get enough of it!" Uhhhh...so you LOVE shows about serial killers and graphic murders? Okay.

There was a bag of Fritos sitting in the bathroom at work. Who brought Fritos into the bathroom? Why? That's gross.

They were Honey BBQ, if you were curious.

It is beyond embarrassing to carry around a Forever 21 bag at the mall. Especially when you're going to Nordstrom. It doesn't help that the bag is just so obvious. The tacky, yellow plastic makes my stomach turn.

Whenever I get a Chipotle burrito, I scarf it down like I haven't eaten in days.

The violent aftermath. Oh, and missed call from home!

While I am no sports fanatic, my heart broke a little last Thursday when the Reds lost their chance to continue in the playoffs.

Maybe next year.

I like to go to the David Yurman counter at Nordstrom and try on jewelry I cannot afford. The employees there are always incredibly kind to me despite the fact that I never buy anything.

Maybe they're mistaking me for her??

I have gigantic spider bites on my forearms and hands. CREEPY.

That is all.